So for my first rant, I have chosen to pick on those donut eating, coffee drinking, fucking arrogant pigs. I live in a small upstate NY town. My police force consists of 5 300lb fat ass pigs whom, just for shits and giggles mind you, enjoy sitting at the goddamn gas station pretty much 24-7. Now, we have 3 gas stations in this town, but the one in particular that they make a hallelujah fucking camp at is the "Nice n' Easy". This gas station happens to sit in the middle of town, in a long stretch of 30mph roadway. Living here for 20 years, I have never once seen a person stopped near this station, and yet every single fucking time I go by, there sits that fat shit, sitting in his Dodge Charger, in the parking lot of this gas station. Why you may ask, well its a simple answer. DUNKIN DONUTS. Yes that wonderful corporation that pigs adore just so happens to sit directly next to this gas station. And if thats not bad enough, they make a practice of giving our extremely obese police force all you can eat free donuts and coffee.
Now some of you may say, so the fuck what. Well I happen to live in the village, and on my stretch of 30mph highway, people like to drive 60mph. Again, so the fuck what, right? Well personally I know of three dog deaths, and numerous close calls with people on this particular stretch of road. Now you think Mr. Fat Ass would perhaps sit in an area where people excessively speed, and try to slow the process by handing out some tickets. Nah, he needs to stuff his face with some more fucking headlights, and blueberry cakes, washing it down with some nice hot tar.
Dunkin Donuts, thanks for playing the game, but go fuck yourself.
Oh and just one more picture to show you why cops are dickheads:
Keep Playing the Game, Pigs.
-King
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